Cro-Magnon Romeo, Neanderthal Juliet – NOT

An anticipated study that sequenced mitochondrial DNA from 28,000-year-old Cro-Magnon bones has found no traces of Neanderthal DNA, suggesting that the two early hominids did not interbreed to create modern humans.

These findings make it increasingly unlikely that we’ll uncover evidence of a drama involving clans of Neanderthal Montagues and Cro-Magnon Capulets that just don’t understand. Guess Ringo won’t get to reprise his role as an elderly, fatherly Atouk in a dramatic sequel to Caveman.


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